clockpurse:

the old couple behind me laughed 

clockpurse:

the old couple behind me laughed 

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codeinewarrior:

*walks into starbucks* lemme get uh spaghetti bolognese macchiato

"sir we don’t serve that"

don’t bullshit me i saw the secret menu on instagram

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pirouettesintopurgatory:

todayiwrotenothing:

I don’t know about other English-speaking cultures, but in Britain thick means dim, slow, a bit stupid. So I quite like the fact that the video for Robin Thicke’s Blurred Lines features his surname as a hashtag in giant red letters. It’s like he’s misspelling an insult to himself. Flashing up #THICKE on the screen, he might as well include #STUPIDE #MORONE #IDIOTE #BRAINLESSE WANKERE

I READ ALL OVER THOSE WORDS IN A FRENCH ACCENT

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open rp

drsonic1:

greatjaggi:

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"Ah~ You must be the new security guard. I’m Foxy, you can come visit me in the pirate’s den if you ever get lonely~"

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"I heard somebody needed me?"

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oftd:

黑幕红茶 | Nixoo@红眼病

nagisashingetsu:

絶対絶望少女 ダンガンロンパ Another Episode PV 2
male character being a little shit: can't you see the complexity of his psyche? can't you just UNDERSTAND how much of a flawlessly flawed human being he is? or even, can't you see all the trauma and pressure he's been exposed to? every rose has their thorns, and those thorns can be incredibly beautiful
female character being a little shit: OMG THAT USELESS FUCKING BITCH DARED HURTING MY CUTIE PIE???? she must die lol such a flat character with no serious motives other than being a fucking bitch and breathing the oxygen of my lovelies
nonbinary character being a little shit: what is a nonbinary character

goldstarbisexual:

"labels aren’t important", says the straight person, smugly washing his hands with concentrated hydrochloric acid instead of hand soap 

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egberts:

*goes to a party and awkwardly follows freind around the entire time*

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radsanta:

radsanta:

a cute boy randomly started texting me and is being rly nice to me?//????

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I HATE BOYS

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